Gargantuan Flower Headband

Photo via Melinda B.

With rare exception, babies are super adorable. Everyone knows it, and everyone wants to tell you about it. All. The. Time. And it's just the worst. Is their any relief from the constant attention your beautiful baby is getting?

Enter the gargantuan flower headband. Gone are the days your baby's adorable face is the first thing strangers notice. Less "Your baby is so precious!", more "Oh... that's a headband.
Did you make that?" 

Problem solved.

Bonus feature! When the baby's face is exposed, the sun gets in her eyes, she's all like, "whaaaaahh." If you don't have a hat, or an umbrella, or sunglasses, or the indoors, or literally anything else, the gargantuan flower headband will provide endless shade to your baby.

In summary, if you hate when people see your baby or when your baby sees things, the gargantuan flower headband is for you!

Naked Cowboy Baby

Hey Baby. I know I told you we'd be taking pictures today, but I didn't want to cover up the parts of you that should be covered up, so I didn't. Everyone needs a few good nudie pics. You'll thank me when you're older. But, I am going to cage you in on this farm, so I got you this hat and these boots because accessories are important. The boots are made for adults so you'll have a hard time walking, but they will showcase your naked butt cheeks. And the hat matches the boots. Have fun, baby!