Babies are cute. People love taking cute pictures of cute babies, I get that. But a lot of people like doing rude things to babies and taking pictures of that. You'll find those pictures here.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Baby in a bowl

If someone left me alone, naked, in a salad bowl, this is exactly what I would do.

Baby loves gardening

Is this a giant pile of gardening soil? Or brownies? And why is the baby one of them? Or two of them, if you count the giant part on the baby's body and the regular sized one on his head. Is the baby good at gardening, or does he love wearing soil for clothes and accessories? That dirt hat is pretty fancy.

You look like an animal. For real.

Hey giant baby. Did you know that when you're naked, you look like this dog? Both of your faces are telling me that you find this confusing or offensive. It's fine, I'm gonna take a picture of it anyway.

Poopy Pumkin Butt



This picture could be so sweet. Two baby friends hanging out with some pumpkins in a cozy cabin = adorbs.

But then you take off all their clothes except a hair bow (gotta keep a girl modest) and paint shiny orange pumpkins on their bare bums so it looks like they've messed themselves? Rude.